Showing posts with label 0.5 stars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 0.5 stars. Show all posts

Friday, September 5, 2008

Napoleon Dynamite

0.5/4 stars

I agree with everything bad that I've ever heard said about this movie. It contains no actual humor. It's unbearably slow and dull. Worst of all, it pretends to champion misfits and outsiders, but its popularity comes from mocking and caricaturing them.

Written June 25, 2007.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Batman & Robin

0.5/4 stars

What a piece of shit. I can't call it the worst comic book movie ever made, because I don't want to trudge through its competition, but it's easily the worst big budget, big hype comic book movie I've ever seen. If I seem overly wary of the genre at times, this movie is probably the reason why.

Written July 22, 2007.